Why D.C. should Bmore: NFL Draft edition

In this next segment (which I will interject whenever I damn well please) I bring light to an issue that people prefer to brush under the carpet.

There is some sort of Metro area (D.C.) prejudice towards the murder capitol (Bmore) and I for one will not stand by while it remains unaddressed.

In this edition I will use the help of my good buddy Mel Kiper, Jr. to explain to all you D.C. area jabronie's why the Redskins Drool and Ravens DESTROY TEAMS WITH RECKLESS ABANDON.

Decaf coffee is a buzz kill...

...literally:

LADIES: If the shoe fits, wear it...

... if it is too small please refrain from putting it on or this will happen:

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It's hard for me to say I'm sorry...

  
I would like to apologize to my followers, fans and bystanders that were impacted by my lack of blogposts over the past few weeks. Please read this prepared statement: