It's hard for me to say I'm sorry...

  
I would like to apologize to my followers, fans and bystanders that were impacted by my lack of blogposts over the past few weeks. Please read this prepared statement:


It has come to my attention that the lack of peevious posts has adversely affected our great nation.

I know that my silence about this matter gave a false impression. I misled people, including even my wife. I deeply regret that.

I can only tell you I was motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect myself from the embarrassment of my own conduct.

I was also very concerned about protecting my family. The fact that these questions were being asked in a politically inspired lawsuit, which has since been dismissed, was a consideration, too.

This has gone on too long, cost too much and hurt too many innocent people.
I must put it right, and I am prepared to do whatever it takes to do so.

Even bloggers have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life.

Our country has been distracted by this matter for too long, and I take my responsibility for my part in all of this. That is all I can do.

Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on.
We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real security matters to face.

And so tonight, I ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past four weeks, to repair the fabric of our national discourse, and to return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next American century...

... sound familiar?:

It's the Bill Clinton apology after the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Seriously though, my bad for not posting. Please forgive me and continue to read, follow and share!

Back to business:

Most Viciously Peeved (MVP):
Michael (peevious' first two-time and now three-time winner) for this post:
"How I felt about last week, being bossed around in surgery.....

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The above reference was from the hilarious Kings of CatchPhrase Comedy skit on Snl (click it).

MVP HONORABLE MENTION: ME for turning 25 this week. Happy Birthday to me y'all.

Jabronie of the week: The people of Allen High School in Texas who are building a $60 millon football stadium for their high school. (click to hear more) I'm glad people in Texas have their priorities straight.