It has come to my attention that some of my followers do not know what the term "Jabronie" means and therefore are unable to understand the true meaning of the "Jabronie of the Week"
Also spelled jabroni and jabronee, Urbandictionary.com defines Jabronie as:
1 – noun
someone who is about to get owned.
2 - adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.
3 - A person who says stupid things all the time, often without knowing how dumb they really sound.
4 - A person that has no idea what is going on around them and asks idiotic questions on a regular basis.
5 - A word that the Rock started as a craze but Jerry "the King" Lawler really origniated
a wannabe.
Appropriate ways to use jabronie in a sentence:
1. Sick, that kid is so dirty, he is most definitely a jabroni.
2. This jabroni was smarting off to me, so I kicked his ass.
3. "Now look at this jabroni here"
4. Shut your mouth jabroni.
Now that we are all educated I can introduce this weeks Jabronie of the Week:
The #8 ranked (NCAA Men's Bball) BYU Cougars for suspending their starting center Brandon Davies for having premarital sex with his girlfriend. Check the Story.
MVP (Most Viciously Peeved): Is Michael... his rant speaks for it self:
Working in OB/GYN for the past week now... enough said, I know little to none about obstetrics compared to my 40-60yo, mothers of multiple children, female bosses.
The look on their faces when I mispronounced "lochia" (post-partum bleeding) would've made you think I messed up the teleprompter (see wild Bill above). Ugh.
Big thanks to Michael for correcting last weeks error: Megyn Kelly posed for GQ NOT Maxim.
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