In this next segment (which I will interject whenever I damn well please) I bring light to an issue that people prefer to brush under the carpet.
There is some sort of Metro area (D.C.) prejudice towards the murder capitol (Bmore) and I for one will not stand by while it remains unaddressed.
In this edition I will use the help of my good buddy Mel Kiper, Jr. to explain to all you D.C. area jabronie's why the Redskins Drool and Ravens DESTROY TEAMS WITH RECKLESS ABANDON.
Monday, May 2, 2011
LADIES: If the shoe fits, wear it...
... if it is too small please refrain from putting it on or this will happen:
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It's hard for me to say I'm sorry...
I would like to apologize to my followers, fans and bystanders that were impacted by my lack of blogposts over the past few weeks. Please read this prepared statement:
Monday, March 28, 2011
MTV SPRING BREAK 2011
Y'all remember when MTV Spring Break was cool to watch (apparently it is still on)? :
All right stop, collaborate and listen, Supreme is back with my brand new invention. Something grabs a hold of me tightly flowin like a harpoon daily and nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo--I don't know...
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Ain't No Rest For the Wicked
Daylight Savings maylight schmavings.
A brief history lesson:
The inventor of Modern Daylight Savings is George Vernon Hudson... an entomologist. In other words he studied insects for a living.
As the story goes, there was once an Earwig with high aspirations. Eager to make a name for himself and leave a lasting footprint on this world he crawled through the ear of this kiwi (Hudson was English born, but New Zealand raised) and into his brain eating the majority of his frontal lobe. The Earwig was then able to use mind control on Hudson and make the rest of us miserable for one day every spring.
George Vernon Hudson (as the Earwig)
A brief history lesson:
The inventor of Modern Daylight Savings is George Vernon Hudson... an entomologist. In other words he studied insects for a living.
As the story goes, there was once an Earwig with high aspirations. Eager to make a name for himself and leave a lasting footprint on this world he crawled through the ear of this kiwi (Hudson was English born, but New Zealand raised) and into his brain eating the majority of his frontal lobe. The Earwig was then able to use mind control on Hudson and make the rest of us miserable for one day every spring.
George Vernon Hudson (as the Earwig)
Monday, March 7, 2011
What is a Jabronie?
Since Charlie Sheen did enough ranting for all of us this week, I wanted to take the time to educate some of you.
It has come to my attention that some of my followers do not know what the term "Jabronie" means and therefore are unable to understand the true meaning of the "Jabronie of the Week"
Also spelled jabroni and jabronee, Urbandictionary.com defines Jabronie as:
1 – noun
someone who is about to get owned.
2 - adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.
3 - A person who says stupid things all the time, often without knowing how dumb they really sound.
4 - A person that has no idea what is going on around them and asks idiotic questions on a regular basis.
5 - A word that the Rock started as a craze but Jerry "the King" Lawler really origniated
a wannabe.
Appropriate ways to use jabronie in a sentence:
1. Sick, that kid is so dirty, he is most definitely a jabroni.
2. This jabroni was smarting off to me, so I kicked his ass.
3. "Now look at this jabroni here"
4. Shut your mouth jabroni.
Now that we are all educated I can introduce this weeks Jabronie of the Week:
The #8 ranked (NCAA Men's Bball) BYU Cougars for suspending their starting center Brandon Davies for having premarital sex with his girlfriend. Check the Story.
MVP (Most Viciously Peeved): Is Michael... his rant speaks for it self:
Working in OB/GYN for the past week now... enough said, I know little to none about obstetrics compared to my 40-60yo, mothers of multiple children, female bosses.
The look on their faces when I mispronounced "lochia" (post-partum bleeding) would've made you think I messed up the teleprompter (see wild Bill above). Ugh.
Big thanks to Michael for correcting last weeks error: Megyn Kelly posed for GQ NOT Maxim.
Share, tweet, follow and spread the word. Video's coming soon from a Chipotle incident.
It has come to my attention that some of my followers do not know what the term "Jabronie" means and therefore are unable to understand the true meaning of the "Jabronie of the Week"
Also spelled jabroni and jabronee, Urbandictionary.com defines Jabronie as:
1 – noun
someone who is about to get owned.
2 - adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.
3 - A person who says stupid things all the time, often without knowing how dumb they really sound.
4 - A person that has no idea what is going on around them and asks idiotic questions on a regular basis.
5 - A word that the Rock started as a craze but Jerry "the King" Lawler really origniated
a wannabe.
Appropriate ways to use jabronie in a sentence:
1. Sick, that kid is so dirty, he is most definitely a jabroni.
2. This jabroni was smarting off to me, so I kicked his ass.
3. "Now look at this jabroni here"
4. Shut your mouth jabroni.
Now that we are all educated I can introduce this weeks Jabronie of the Week:
The #8 ranked (NCAA Men's Bball) BYU Cougars for suspending their starting center Brandon Davies for having premarital sex with his girlfriend. Check the Story.
MVP (Most Viciously Peeved): Is Michael... his rant speaks for it self:
Working in OB/GYN for the past week now... enough said, I know little to none about obstetrics compared to my 40-60yo, mothers of multiple children, female bosses.
The look on their faces when I mispronounced "lochia" (post-partum bleeding) would've made you think I messed up the teleprompter (see wild Bill above). Ugh.
Big thanks to Michael for correcting last weeks error: Megyn Kelly posed for GQ NOT Maxim.
Share, tweet, follow and spread the word. Video's coming soon from a Chipotle incident.
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